Wednesday, May 28, 2014

It's Okay

Presenting a new segment called, It's Okay

It's okay that you haven't washed your hair in four days, really it's okay.
It's okay that the milk in your fridge is 4 days past due.
It's okay that you refuse to turn on the air conditioning because you are so broke (some people don't even have the luxury)
It's okay that you ignore all texts and phone calls from friends and family because you are buried alive in a pile of text books.
It's okay that you wear tennis shoes with jeans... just kidding  THAT'S NEVER OKAY!
It's okay to wear the same outfit you wore Monday, I mean, it was sort of cute.
It's okay to write six papers the night they are due.
Finally, It's okay to make macaroni and cheese for dinner four nights in a row.

It is all okay because VEGAS!

2 more days and Dallin and I will be taking a break in sunny Las Vegas. You probably won't be able to reach me.

Sorry, not sorry! (was I supposed to use a hashtag there?) "in my day that was a pound sign"- Grandma B. just kidding she never said that.

P.S. It's okay that I am delirious

xoxo

Saturday, May 3, 2014

please, anything but another textbook

School is out and I am devouring any books I can that aren't text books until I start summer school next week.

 Book #1- Bossypants- Tina Fey

Tina Fey has always been one of my heroes! I have been dying to read her book (school really screws up my leisurely reading) anyways I wanted to share a little excerpt from the book that really made me smile for some reason.

"Amy Poehler was new to SNL and we were all crowded into the seventeenth-floor writers' room, waiting for the Wednesday read-through to start. There were always a lot of noisy "comedy bits" going on in that room. Amy was in the middle of some such nonsense with Seth Meyers across the table, and she did something vulgar as a joke. I can't remember what it was exactly, except it was dirty and loud and "unladylike."

Jimmy Fallon, who was arguably the star of the show at the time, turned to her and in a faux-squeamish voice said, "Stop that! It's not cute! I don't like it."

Amy dropped what she was doing, went black in the eyes for a second, and wheeled around on him. "I don't f***ing care if you like it."

After reading this I decided Amy's words are my new motto (sorry for the language, but as I have learned from my wonderful mother sometimes that swear is certainly warranted)

Do you.